If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!How long does it take to get divorced? Two and a half minutes, in my fresh experience. Nearly 19 years of marriage legally dissolved in under three minutes from appearing in front of the judge to walking out the door […]
Womanizer Review: Best Sex Toy for Women, GET ONE NOW
LADIES! Listen up. If you are going to judge me for talking about sex toys, please stop reading this and go look at one of my Instant Pot or green smoothie recipes instead. Beloved straight dude friends, go away. Go read my love letter to a hot dog. Still there? Pause whatever you’re doing and buy […]
How to make Instant Pot tomato sauce
My friend scored a 1/4 bushel of grape tomatoes for free. That’s a LOT of tomatoes! And because she’s an awesome friend she immediately declared them OURS. We were RICH in tomatoes! It was amazing. We plotted and planned a weekend of sauce making. She brought the tomatoes over to my house and we […]
How to make the perfect hot dogs
I love hot dogs. I will choose a dog over a burger most of the time. I’m picky, though. I want perfect hot dogs. I won’t eat a cheap weenie. I actually really like turkey dogs, but all beef are also good. They need to be bun length and not too thick. I’m less picky […]
Couch surfing at age 40
“Couch surfing is just normal life for me,” the adorable 20-something boy said. I’d just been telling him how I had to leave my rental home for a month and was spending July hopping from friend to friend. Couch surfing at age 40. Only I didn’t sleep on a single couch. The benefit of couch surfing […]
Why you shouldn’t ignore dash lights and always have AAA
Gather round. I’m going to tell you a story about why you shouldn’t ignore your dash lights and should always have AAA. What’s that? You already know not to ignore your dash lights? Common knowledge, you say? Oh. Well, gather around anyway and laugh at with me. My tire light came on the dash in […]
A Sea Bean and the Power of Teenage Friendships
Teenage friendships are intense. I was reminded of this recently when I thought I lost my sea bean. Yes, my sea bean. I’m 40 years old, but I was suddenly 17 again and desperately needed that little seed. You see, it was given to me by a friend when we were in high school. It […]
These Companies Are Continuing To Change Insurance As We Know It
Everytime I get on the internet now I feel like I see my friends constantly looking for the most affordable insurance options. A while ago I decided it was time to review my home and car insurance. Not my favorite task, but it’s become a lot easier since I started using Clearsurance. Clearsurance is a […]
All bodies are ready for summer, so put on that bathing suit!
I stopped buying into the summer body or beach body hype a few years ago. It never got me very far. I’d see the headlines on the magazines in the grocery store checkout lane. I’d buy several, in a panic to try to lose a massive amount of weight before summer hit. It never worked […]
The time I got locked out of a luxury Airbnb with the oven on
I got locked out with the oven on last week. And it wasn’t even my house. I’m having a weird month. I’m getting divorced and have been living on my own in a rental since April. However, the owners of the property needed me to vacate for July. So I’ve been staying with wonderful friends […]
